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cilantro bush 

A mexican chica's hooch when she doesn't wax.
Geof and Heather met a Latino couple for a little taco eating session and discovered she had a cilantro bush.
cilantro bush by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"

Bat Cilantro 

Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.
Bat Cilantro by Ancient greeks February 10, 2017

Midnight Cilantro

"Would you like some midnight Cilantro tonight"

"She and I midght cilantroed the other day"

Faustian Cilantro 

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "

Operation Cilantro

A conquest attempt whereupon a female with bi-curious tastes decides tu sexually seduce and pursue a female that alleges to only be interested in men, with the sole objective of closing the deal to and calling her out as a liar. It is named after Cilantro, the herb, which is known to be an acquired taste. If a man is also involved, it is deemed operation Guacamole and can be with the plantain chip mixed in or on the side, based on how lucky that man is.
Ddrea decided to activate Operation Cilantro against Ash, we will have to wait and see if Ash gets Cilantro'd, or if she really is only about the plantain chip.
Operation Cilantro by anonymous April 13, 2026