Maven Calore

Maven Calore, nicknamed Mavey, was a beautiful bisexual boy who didn’t deserve (spoiler alert) to die. He was a perfect person with the ability to make anyone fall for him. He had blue eyes and black hair and was my soulmate.

Person 1 “Look over there it’s Maven Calore”
Person 2 “Damn, he is hot.”

by htimsyeliah February 20, 2020

Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.

Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!

by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009

Calorically Challenged

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

Cailou

Cailou is a gay little shit show on PBS kids. He is bald because he gay. If he were to grow hair it would immediately fall off. When he doesn’t get his way he throws a humongously gay tantrum until he gets what he wants. His parents are retarded, instead of spanking his ass they give candy.

Cailou: Can I have soda
Mom: Just have water right now
Cailou: No! Fuck you! I want soda! I want soda!

by Cailouisgay July 6, 2018

Chaloobas

Another word for big, milky breasts.

Look at the chaloobas on that one!

by Kid Salami October 18, 2007

cialis

The three day Viagra you don't need to take on an empty stomach. The "weekend" love pill.

Man, I bounced on that bitch for three days straight, thanks to Cialis. Like being 16 again, except this time I know what I'm doin'.

by HCUser August 17, 2004

chalooga

verb
chaloogaed*chalooging

to do nothing. to be lazy. to roll around aimlessly.
lethargic
idle

I really didn't do much yesterday...just chaloogaed around the bed.

by okkie August 3, 2007