Churd

Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.

Dont be such a churd...

by ____B00G3R____ August 13, 2006

churded

To be under the influence of any substance that can alter one's state of mind

Weed,coke,heroin,ecstasy,meth,speed, shrooms, acid, alcohol and everything else.

Dude, I'm so churded.

You have no idea.

"Hey, how are you?" "Dude, I'm so churded"

by Bilson-a-million November 14, 2005

churd

A church turd or a churchy turd. Church + turd = churd.

That's because you're a churd!

by Annie 37 August 16, 2006

Churd

A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.

Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?

by Ben Smith March 10, 2008

churd

A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.

What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.

by stmvrk August 8, 2009

Churd

Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.

When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd

by SharpEdge1511 August 12, 2018

churd

1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...

2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency

"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"

"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"

by Morgenhund January 12, 2004