churched out

you've gone to curch waaaaay to much !

"No thanks Bouve, I don't want to go to church with you today -- I'm all churched out from catholic school."

by Samantha Davis June 18, 2007

Churched

When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe

Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"

by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016

Churched Up

Churched Up refers to anything or anyone that presents themselves as being better than they really are. It can also refer to over exposure either by the media or by advertisement. Loosely derived from getting dressed up to go to church, or believing that going to church makes you appear as being a better person than you really are.

"Britney Spears is so churched up, we all know she's really just a busted red-neck!"

"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"

"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"

by Brent M. June 11, 2006

Churched

Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.

Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!

by ka.ra September 26, 2010

churched

absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor

Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*

by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017

churched

when a woman gets it in the ass

She got churched last night.

by mnm18 December 14, 2009

churcherly

adjective, describing something church-like, or religious.

¨That is a very Churcherly shirt, Barbra.¨

by Barbra Birch May 9, 2023