Home Churched

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

by sfoxe May 24, 2009

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Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

by Laronzo September 12, 2022

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churched • churched out • Churched Up • Home Churched • Churcher • chorched • Chuched • chunched • churchdick • churchdogg

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.

what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.

by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007

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churchdogg

1: A very handsome, very friendly Karaoke DJ.

2: A serious newscaster from St. Louis.

Check out Churchdogg over there, providing the awesome tunes in between singers!

by Churchdogg July 8, 2014

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Churcher

1. A large group of people , or familys straight from church and still dressed up. While you go to a restaurant to cure your hangover, possibly still drunk, they surround you on sunday mornings and Try to burn judgement into your soul.

Danny: Bro that guy and his wife just told their children don't grow up to be like those guys, then she stared and pointed at us

Crew: Fucking Churchers.

by The Crew RM December 4, 2011

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