Cumslap

cumming in your hand and then slapping the poor little lady.

I'm going to cumslap your mum.

by urmomgayurdadlesbiannou May 14, 2018

Chumpshank

A person who is a mix of your buddy one minute, then your enemy, and a snitch. They intentionally try to get you into trouble and make it seem unintentional.

Man this guy at work let word slip to my boss that I was late and I got fired. He is such a Chumpshank!

by Neandrethal May 13, 2010

chumpstar

someone in love with their bestfriend. They r a little pussy bih but everyone around them loves them. Someone you should keep in your life. You feel bad for them sometimes , but they’re really attractive people. The time of mfs you just wanna slap the shit out of but also just wanna hug them at the same time. idk but they're a fucking chumpstar. Never hate on a chumpstar , they’re likely to be better than you in every way possible.

nigga 1: Yo have you seen that fucking chumpstar?

nigga 2: yea they’re a fucking pussy, love that chumpstar doe.

by niggagay69 October 15, 2019

Chumppapymonanio

In 42069 b.c a small tribe formed which was filled with chums. They elected a tribe leader called chumppapymonanio the third. In the past the chums where a lost war torn legion. Chumppapymonanio the third brought peace freedom and prosperity to his new empire. However chumppapymonanio the third became a corrupted demon. His old friend chummy-one chumobi fought against him causing the battle of the ages. During their battle a large explosion shattered the land beneath them causing them both to vanish. Local chums still believe in a ancient myth that they are still fighting in the underworld. All that is left of them now are small stone monuments on the top of Mount chumy.
The end

Chummy-one chumobi: it's over chumppapymonanio, I have the high ground

by Lil chum April 7, 2021

Chumpslut

An Individual who engages in suboptimal activity especially socially and physically. In addition to this behavior they hold a low standard of excellence for their body and mind and settle for chump-hood.

dude, my friend stopped lifting, started sleeping during school, and became antisocial, isn't that so chumply
ngl dude, that sounds more like a chumpslut to me
yeah probably we've all been there tho
k sick

by anonymous November 12, 2022

chudslap

Verb. To slap someone so hard that they resemble a “Chud,” a popular internet character meant to resemble someone considered as a loser.

Dude, I swear to god, I will learn this just so I can chudslap the shit out of you.

by Not Metal January 6, 2024

Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015