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chronologically challenged

chronologically challenged
definition:
to be unable to calculate time.

To be unable to say how long ago something was.
When did you see bob?
I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.
bob aid it was yesterday.
oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.
when did you go to my house?
I was there about a month ago.
My CCTV footage says you were there last week.

oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged?

I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago
time is beyond my logical ability
by MASTERWOOD August 4, 2019
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chronological liar

1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.

2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with

Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar

ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013
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Chronologicalize

Dave said, "I'm going to chronologicalize my family photo album this weekend.".
by Kuroni March 19, 2014
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Chronologically (krɒnəˈlɒdʒɪk(ə)li)

Meaning of chronologically in English:

chronologically

ADVERB

In a way that follows the order in which events or records occurred.

Pronunciation /krɒnəˈlɒdʒɪk(ə)li/
the narrative moves chronologically’
‘The second disc contains the next four episodes released chronologically in the fall of 1951.’
‘The best way is to start chronologically, from the very beginning.’
‘I have selected six paintings ranging chronologically from 1963 to 1995, the year of the artist's death.’
‘The entries are arranged chronologically, with no art-historical or social-historical context to bind the works or warrant such an organization.’
‘The dates sweep chronologically from the mid-19th century to the present.’
‘The chronologically arranged survey began with his small Cubist-inspired paintings of the 1950s.’
‘These can only be more precisely dated through stylistic comparison with more chronologically secure Egyptian works.’
‘He meanders roughly chronologically through his life but permits himself to digress when an incident or thought spurs a tangential memory.’
‘Composing a personal essay does not mean achieving perfect recall and transcribing it chronologically onto the page.’
‘I watch all his films chronologically every year.’

Chronologically (krɒnəˈlɒdʒɪk(ə)li)
by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022
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Chronological Snobbery

"chronological snobbery," the uncritical assumption that her mother is hotter, whether or not this fact has been discredited. You must find why it has been discredited. Was it ever refuted (and if so by whom, where, and how conclusively) or did this opinion merely die away as fashions do? If the latter, this tells us nothing about its truth or falsehood of her hotness relative to her mom.
Bro 1:"Dude, her mom is a cougar, so much hotter. MILF."
Bro 2: "You need to get over your chronological snobbery."
by catholic chuckster July 8, 2010
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ChronoBitchItis

to be a complete bitch all the time. So much that it seems like a disease.
Ya wanna chill out with ChronoBitchItis bud?!
by KK0NVICT January 22, 2009
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The Chronological Order

A group of fabulous sexy superheroines that unite for 71 days out of every year, to fight for truth, justice, and fish sandwiches.
The Chronological Order is comprised of: Mono (Drop Dead Fred the Lesbian), Amaris (The Fly Girl), Heather (Hot Piece of Acid), and Tommy P. (The Rastafarian Gypsy, a.k.a. Esmerelda Marley) They are led by Heather's ancient egyptian mummy Grandfather, sometimes known as MummyDaddy, or the MumFather.
"We are The Chronological Order, and we are the Ass-kickers of YOU."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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