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chrontribution

Used to describe a person's contribution of marijuana to a smoking session involving several people.
"We're rolling a joint. Care to make a chrontribution?"
OR
We are gonna need some seriously hefty chrontributions if we want to roll a superblunt.
by B_T November 26, 2010
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Coronet

coronet is shit
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Chromethazine

An aggressive retard

Stemming from the lack of chromosomes in a person with Down syndrome and the aggressive nature of the rapper Comethazine
Did you hear about that retarded kid who robbed that store”

“Yeah, who he think he is, Chromethazine?”
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chrontact

The person from whom you score weed.
I'm about to run dry, so I need to visit my chrontact.
by Julia W. January 28, 2008
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Chrontact

A person who is able to organise quality marijuana (usually a drug dealer) commonly referred to as chronic.
"Hey Jeff, do you have a chrontact in Las Vegas, I'm going there this weekend?"
by Jeffrey Cash April 16, 2013
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Romantic chrontact

Contacting old flames in chronological order
Did you get to Rebecca yet on your romantic chrontact list? She loved to toss your salad
by shockrafan March 3, 2015
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Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.
"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"
by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009
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