Chronosaurus

The name for a 3 chamber bubbler that looks like a dinosaur wearing a sweater.

Also could be chronosaurus rex, chronosweaterosaurus, sweaterosaurus rex, or sweaterosaurus.

On 420 my friends and I were gathered around smoking and decided to name my bubbler Chronosaurus.

by snoopycoop420 April 22, 2008

chemnesia

disorder that renders one unable to retain information related to chemistry once he/she leaves the classroom.

Reid: Are you ready for the chemistry exam tomorrow?
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.

by shortANDlovinit27 January 24, 2009

Chromesac

A school issued chromebook or other piece of technology that has frequent problems and is generally useless outside of schoolwork.

"My stupid chromesac is at 3% charge."
"Dude, you broke my chromesac!"
"Does anybody have a stupid chromesac charger?"

by Omomomomo September 27, 2018

Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.

"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"

by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009

chinesian

a cooler way of saying chinese

she has an excuse to buy a build-a-bear at 13 since shes the coolest chinesian i know.

by pumpkinbutternutsquash November 30, 2010

Colonesian

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions

“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”

by Matua Donk June 19, 2022

CARNESIA

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

by NickyLags December 23, 2011