chemnesia

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disorder that renders one unable to retain information related to chemistry once he/she leaves the classroom.

Reid: Are you ready for the chemistry exam tomorrow?
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.

chemnesia by shortANDlovinit27 January 24, 2009

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camnesia

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.

Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.

camnesia by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Related Words

chemnesia • chamnesia • chemesia • camnesia • Cumnesia • Champnesia • Chanesia • Chemestar • chenesai • chinesian

cramnesia

When one loses memory in the process of cramming/studying.

When one forgets the material one was just cramming.

"I've been studying so hard for accounting but I completely forgot what I just read!"

"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."

cramnesia by joejoelee December 18, 2008

Chinesian

An object that is designed for the purpose of looking Chinese.

That vase is way too Chinesian.

Chinesian by bianca_castafiore February 28, 2011

Cumnesia

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

Cumnesia by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

cinemnesia

When you can't remember a movie, a line from a movie, or that you have seen the movie. You forget everything immediately after viewing.

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes...it rains."

Friend-What is that?
Me- It's a quote from Bull Durham.

Friend-Oh, you know I have cinemnesia and can't remember movie quotes.

cinemnesia by Hazelnut22 July 11, 2011

chatnesia

When you lose your chat history of previous conversations, and can't remember anything about someone you previously chatted with.

(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia

chatnesia by Lunamor September 5, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026