disorder that renders one unable to retain information related to chemistry once he/she leaves the classroom.
Reid: Are you ready for the chemistry exam tomorrow?
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.
by shortANDlovinit27 January 24, 2009
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Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.
by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005
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When one forgets the material one was just cramming.
When one forgets the material one was just cramming.
"I've been studying so hard for accounting but I completely forgot what I just read!"
"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."
"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."
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Get the Chinesian mug.The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.
Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.
Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
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by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009
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"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes...it rains."
Friend-What is that?
Me- It's a quote from Bull Durham.
Friend-Oh, you know I have cinemnesia and can't remember movie quotes.
Friend-What is that?
Me- It's a quote from Bull Durham.
Friend-Oh, you know I have cinemnesia and can't remember movie quotes.
by Hazelnut22 July 11, 2011
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(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia
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