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Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.
Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.
by CB June 19, 2005
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Chrone

1) Chronic weed

2) Can also refer to weed that is much higher in quality than the stuff that is normally found in a city or general area.
Whenever an individual becomes "Stalloned" it is usually caused by Cali Chrone.

A person from a place like suburban Oklahoma, where anything better than dirt schwag is a rarity, might say,
"Dude, this chrone is nasty good compared to the stuff we normally get!"
when referring to commercial or mids, instead of actual Kine Bud.
by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010
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chromed

To be drunk and high at the same time.
Ian smoked a QP of some fine shit and then drank 151. He was completely chromed.
by rdude September 26, 2006
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chrondo

"These are some chrondo nuggets!"
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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chrondizzle

1> extremely high quality marijuana.
2> tha supah chronic.
I smoked 4 bowls of chrondizzle to tha dome and now I can't see my hands!
by cf May 6, 2003
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Chrondula

Slang for cannabis. Used in situations when one or more aspects of a person's normal functioning is impaired from cannabis use or method of use (ie. smoking, vaporizing etc.)
vegeta: (out of breath) geez . I can't run!! I have zero amounts of cardio.
kyle: it must be Chrondula...
vegeta: you're probly right.
by Sharlez May 16, 2011
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chromed in the ass

When your functional software automatically updates, introducing bugs.

The Google chrome web browser automatically updates to the latest version. This can be great when you get unexpected new, working features which add to your browsing experience, but every so often you get an update which breaks existing features. To top if off, Google don't offer the ability to roll back to a working version, so you're stuck with a semi-retarded piece of software.
Aww man, I just got 'chromed in the ass' by iTunes
by duxa August 11, 2012
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