Chron-fucked.

Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

by Shillz. November 13, 2011

chron flust

an event in which you were chronically flustered

I had a chron flust last night

by The Chron Flustinator October 29, 2007

chron turismo

when ur high and u zone out while driving exceeding the speed limit by a vast number

ohh man phil u just did an 80 in a 40 mile zone "dude he cant hear you hes in chron turismo"

by chris heedo June 12, 2008

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales

Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED

by 420 assassin December 15, 2011

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011

chron-bomb

What you drop on your head by smoking a great deal of high quality marijuana.

I think all the radiation from that chron-bomb tweaked my skull!

by Trogdor November 13, 2003

chron

High grade, hydroponic Marijuana. Light and fluffy with dense trichrome formations. A rich aroma accompanies this kind of bud.

Damn, this homeboy of mine busted out this dank ass chron. We got all fucked up.

by Capt_Doobie May 24, 2003