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Christmasomnia

A case of insomnia that one gets only on the night leading to Christmas Day. Christmasomnia is usually caused by the excitement of getting to open presents; a person gets so excited they can't fall alseep no matter how much they may want to and it makes the night seem that miuch longer.
Man, I had Christmasomnia so bad last night. I wasn't able to sleep 'til I had opened all my gifts and messed around with them for a while.
by TehDoc January 20, 2011
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christmasize

to decorate an item or gift, to look all shiny, bright and christmassy.
i have christmasized a food hamper by adding christmassy bows and gold lametta and then gift wrapping the hamper.
by jennyr21 October 17, 2010
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christmastable

Christmastable ( Christmas table) is the english translation to the Norwegian word Julebord. A julebord is a dinner held by companies for their employees around xmas time. Every working person in the country will be invited to at least one per year.
What is the date of your christmastable this year?
by HBOK December 1, 2013
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Christmasochist

Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkward at the event.
Ryan's uncomfortable laughter at the Secret Santa Pot Luck indicated he was an Christmasochist.
by Santastic January 8, 2008
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Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.
George W. Bush is a Christmastian.
by blogarillo June 11, 2006
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Christmasteer

One who is a valiant Christmas decorator and has a determined Christmas spirit.
" Ali is not a true Christmasteer!"
by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011
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christmeasters

The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.
person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.
by yeeyeepb April 26, 2019
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