Christiaan 

A kind,generous and loving guy. A Christiaan is on of the most funniest people you wil ever meet and can full a room with laughter. He has the most beautiful eyes and a charming,contagious smile. He is a very modest person and keeps to himself most if the times. He is a great friend,boyfriend and gives the best advice. He loves being in nature and is a very free spirited person. He has big goals in life and craves freedom more than anything. He has the biggest heart and always treis his best to help his friend in need. His personality can't be described in word,for no words can do it justice.

person 1:"Who do you like?"
person 2:"Christiaan,isn't he just perfect"

Christiaan by <3A December 15, 2021

Christiaan 

Gay fat man

He’s fat and gay. he’s a Christiaan

Christiaan by Epppppiccc_man May 27, 2020

Christiaan 

Plays field hockey.

Christiaan 1: Hey dude pass the ball.
Christiaan 2: Ok here you go.

Christiaan by John the twelfth July 12, 2022

Christiaan 

A guy who is funny and out of pocket he doesn’t care if parents are around he will blurt out whatever is on his mind.is always a joy to be around and makes everyone feel better about themselves. He also is a natural play boy and has a huge penis but says its small

Christiaan what are you doing.

Christiaan by anonymous June 17, 2024

Christiaan Andrew Camilo 

A kid who thinks he knows everything...He loves to play his Wii and make his clothes a mess...He once said he was not a midget but a dwarf...he is also a noob.His nick name is big head because he has an enormous head..he also fails for having to a(s) in his name...

person 1-dude that was so funny.

person 2-yeah he was a total Christiaan Andrew Camilo.

Christiaan Andrew Camilo by J33zu$ May 9, 2010

Hans Christiaan 

Look at your definition, no look back at mine, now back to yours, now back to mine! Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped calling yourself other things and made this your name instead, your definition could be like mine. Look down, back up,
where are you? You're on urban dictionary, reading the definition of what your name could look like!

Hans Christiaan is here. I'm a white chocolate statue of a man. Look there! Now I'm here. Where are you?

Hans Christiaan by HansChristiaan August 22, 2010

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.

Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023