Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013

The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.

Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.

by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018

Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.

I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening

by Painterpeet November 15, 2020

Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 28, 2023

Cheesy Christening

A woman collects her clit cheese and mixes it with a mans smegma. You then get puff pastry and make cheese twists out of the smegma. After this the man uses the “cheese twist” as a dildo, preferably while the woman is on her period to add “ketchup”. The woman also uses another one as a butt plug for the man, and once they both finish they eat eachothers cheese twists. After this, they throw it up into a bowl and mix in both their shit and piss, then both “christen” eachother by pouring it on eachothers heads.

Do you want to try cheesy christening with me, grandma?

by I touch little kiddies January 21, 2026

Christing

A term some use when frustrated--it is used very much like 'oh fuck!' or 'shit!!'

Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.

by catboxIII February 23, 2022