chrisuan

Chrisuan is a fucking weeb and takes forever to respond to texts because of his sleeping habits. He is typically a messy and lazy guy, also like sports especially basketball and likes to smoke dank. ( weed )

Mom: clean your room
Son: But I'm tired

Mom: Don't be such a Chrisuan

by Bob Jackson 6996 December 31, 2019

chrisu

C is for comic, laughter is your tonic.

H is for handy, the helpful you.

R is for relish, you seek a challenge.

I is for intuitive, others should trust your instincts

S is for serene, your calm time.

U is for unique, your love of life

Chrisu is a name.

by idkwhatname818 March 23, 2021

Chrig

Type of human that is long and skinny. Very computer savvy, can build a computer in under a world record 20 minutes. Will use that computer to crunch the shit out of numbers. Can do it while baked too.

Likes: Poker, weed, kaz’s house, smoking weed at kaz’s house, Roofus
Dislikes: Arm day, chest day, leg day, alabama

Kaz: I saw chrig try to stick his dick in the usb port on his computer. There was literally nothing on the monitor. Prob gonna smoke and chill with him later

by Youngchungus August 13, 2021

Chriggle stick

The "stick" used by "Chrig my Nig" to do work on the ladies

Erks mom: last night the chriggle stick put my pussy in a coma..... But i want some more!!

by beer-a-holic April 9, 2008

Chrig

short for "Chrig my Nig"
meaning Chrig is white but has a penis like a black guy(nig)

random girl: omg i had drunken sex with Chrig my Nig last night and now my crotch is sore

by beer-a-holic April 9, 2008

Chrihuahua

A man who is small in stature named Chris, Christopher, Christian, Christophe, etc. Not necessarily Mexican.

Did you see how easily Chrihuahua fit through that tiny space? That was amazing.

by bikesnowbeer July 13, 2018

Chiguido

An Italian-American guy from Chicago. Think, Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” but brags about the Sox.

“He wears a gold chain and posts on Instagram with his siblings on holidays, such a Chiguido.”

by MusclesMarinara February 13, 2021