Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"

Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.

by daverpdx May 3, 2007

Choaklit Cream

Choaklit Cream is a drink that was crafted by vikings back in the day, they formed this drink by milking a holy goat and sprinkling flakes of choaklit, sourced from the himalayas.
This drink was popularised by the professional shagger Caz Milligan.

I heard that Caz knocked out Mark because he drank a Choaklit Cream before the fight.

by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger May 16, 2021

Chookianna

(N:) Warning do not be fooled by her looks as she can be very vicious at time, has been known to rate burps and other sounds exiting the body. She can adapt to many living conditions given her abnormal sized feet she has been seen walking over deep pallets of snow and even water. She is not a very good gambler and has been known to leave abruptly after loosing only a small amount of money and will blame it on others. Be very careful when approaching a Chookianna they may be easy on the eyes but is a force to be reckoned with.

"Oooo Chookianna that was a good one I'll Give you a 6"

"Dang Chookianna you only lost .50 cent were you goin?" "yall don't know how to play I'm leaving!!"

by illregular July 12, 2010

Chooling

Cooling and chilling

Myea, tami, Dominique, and Destiny were chooling at Dave and busters

by Nonanique October 3, 2019

Chookle

When you chuckle so bad you start choking.

The joke made me chookle. -Alex

by TenMystify April 11, 2022

ChOOkiE

derived from Chookiesaur.
A cute, irresistable, affectionate individual.

I love you Chookie baby.

by Chooks September 2, 2005

Virat Chokli

Virat Kohli is an indi cricketer. He is famous for his choking in Important matches and in icc tournaments and for his also known for his statpadding against Minnows like Sri, ban, Zim etc

Virat Chokli is the biggest chokerr in cricket history ever

by Honest lolian November 22, 2021