choob

An online person that is a childish, hateful, obscene, online, brute/brat. a choob is a person in the words of the leader of the ACM, the little kids online that have nothing better to do than cuss you out, challenge your gender, and talk about what they did with your mom last night.

Kirk: i beat you!!
Choob: i beat your mom last night, you @!@#!%^#@$#
Kirk: you are such a choob

by Fatalhitx September 23, 2005

Choob

A combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one's honor.

Jon: I've never heard of project M before.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.

by Choobie Doobie Doo January 30, 2015

Choob

A phonetic rendering of the Cockney or Estuary English pronunciation of the word 'tube'. Esp. when used to mock your English friends and colleagues.

We went to Laandaan and rode the Choob.
We uploaded it to YouChoob

by Macros1980 November 4, 2019

choob

Usually in an RPG game, although sometimes used in xbl, a high level player who acts like a n00b, usually not knowing they are doing so.

This choob keeps begging me for money

by Taichadow October 9, 2005

choob

someone who is deficient at playing video games and magnifies the charecteristics of a noob.

joe sucks at this game more than me... what a choob.

by NOSNHOJxx January 11, 2008

choob

A chubby noob on (usually) a RPG game.

Guy - hehe Bobs a noob

Guy #2 - Lol no he's a choob.

by The Koaladude August 27, 2005

Choob

The act of wasting time, fooling around and performing random un-planned acts, usually outside of what one would do in their normal day. One is prone to find themselves “choobing” while hungover or procrastinating doing schoolwork.
Can also be used as a noun (choob) and an adjective (chooby), yes, its a versatile word.

Colleen, Nicole and I choobed so hard at Dunkin Donuts today that went through the drive thru two times, one right after the other. Oh and did you know they make Chick'n Parm?

It's probably inappropriate that choobing to "The Boys and Girl's Club of Worcester" on Sundays became a regular activity.

by Woostah socialite November 15, 2010