Choner

A chode boner, the worst of the worst

Mary: Jesus Steven at least my ex didn't have a choner!

Steven: You're a bitch

by Dick Peppertron May 21, 2010

Choner

A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.

"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."

by Its luna July 29, 2009

Choner

Combination of Chode and Boner. An arrogant asshole that is a jerk to everyone and is overcompensating for how much of a pathetic loser he really is by humiliating others.

Also: if the balls have been removed the extra length of the penis that is under the taint/grundle.

Sally felt bad for him because he is so pitiful, but he shit in her hair and pounded her hole with his no-ball shaft. What a choner!

Sally got choned.

by choned May 21, 2011

Choner

A boner in Chino's.

Vini's got a choner!

I know right!

by Someonesomewherewj April 18, 2011

choner

chest-boner
a bump on the upper part of your chest.

Did you see that girl's choner? It was so gross.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

choner

someone wit a chode who has a boner

mike mcpeake got a choner when he saw lindsey

by your boii October 8, 2007

choner

the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'

"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"

by chonecity October 1, 2014