chomped

Being High and Drunk at the same time

dave: Man im so chomped right now

by noortziggler July 30, 2011

chomp

When you see an ass so fat you want to eat it

Alex Turner: *has a fat ass*
Sydney: CHOMP

by mattymoo July 12, 2021

CHOMP

this is the abbreviation for CHOKE HARD ON MY PENIS

boy: hey
girl: hey...
boy: you okay?
girl: yeah
boy: so you wouldn't mind if you CHOMP'ed

by Liam and DanDanTheMilkMan March 7, 2010

No Chomp

See Chomp Game:

Not falling for a joke being played on you.
Not taking the bait or biting on the hook of a joke.
Shooting down the Chompers attempt to make you Chomp.

(Chomper)"Hey Dorian, they put new weapons in COD4"
(Chompee)"No Chomp"

by MC30 February 22, 2008

chomp

to engage in rough oral sex

The bitch chomped me nuts till I passed out

by My May 9, 2003

Chomp

Referring to a Fish taking the bait on a hook.
The person playing the joke is the Fishermen.
The person having the joke played on them is the Fish.
The joke itself is the Bait & Hook
To bite on a hook (joke)
To fall for a joke or prank.
To make someone "Chomp" you must have them fall for the prank or joke you are playing on them.

(Chompee) " I went to talk to that girl you were talking about and she said shes got a boy friend"
(Chomper)" She gave me her # when i talk to her"
(Chompee)"She DID?"
(Chomper)"That’s a Chomp"

by MC30 February 19, 2008

chomps

sucks, shitty, totally bites.

~ Heard it from my hairdresser, who is remarkably not gay.

"Oh, you live in a leaky condo, dude that totally chomps".

by peter.jubb September 2, 2004