Christer

1. Christer(A-) (noun);

A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.

2. Christer (adjective):

A superlative of awesome

3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);

To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.

Noun: Christer is legen - wait for it - dary!

Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.

Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.

by Dude, Awesome January 12, 2011

chobster

Its half a chicken and a lobster. Nobody can remember why.

"Anyone wanna chobby chobster?"

by HdotNET August 4, 2007

Christerpher

a boy/man who is vv nice but when you get on his bad side... well to say the least, you don’t want to. he’s cute funny and a gentleman who treats women right. If you ever have a chris never lose him!💚

“Wow Christerpher is so nice!”
2- “ I know right!”

by heishsosbjzjzkzbzjajsikwoqo December 6, 2019

christer

A Christian who preaches the "Word" to unwilling participants

The Jehovah's Witness guy kept bothering me...
I killed that fucking Christer

by orion_ktulu1 January 28, 2006

christer

A derogatory term for fundamentalist christians. See also "Fundie"

Don't bother arguing with that guy; he's a christer.

by m3j July 1, 2005

cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 15, 2008

Christer

Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.

If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.

by DasHermit January 23, 2017