soft choice

1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.

2. Choosing the easy way out.

3. Being a pussy

Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.

Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.

Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .

by hanvasstep March 13, 2018

Choilet

Those toilets which you sit on and the head of your penis always touches the front. Eww. Makes it seem like it's a "chick toilet" AKA Choilet.

Jake: Aw man! >.<
Josh: What happened dude?
Jake: This is such a Choilet!

Josh: Haha! Man I hate those!
Jake: I have to like push it down, I don't want germs on the tip of my *Flush*!

by Snoopy46 September 15, 2010

Teen Choice Awards

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

by Smart American Male August 10, 2009

F-Choied

Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed

That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied

by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010

Teen Choice Awards

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.

Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

by Smart American Male March 22, 2009

bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Chongedwan

When one is very very very high. Eating lots and making random food at 3 a.m. in the morning.

Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!

" Mann I'm chongedwan"
"I was chongedwan lastnight me bro"

"hahahahahahaha chongedwan....hahahah"

by DJAMBAMAN March 12, 2016