Chodemaster

one who either has a very large chode, or usually the one in a group of friends who does idiodic things, also one who is picked on the most. see Chode and Douche. one who tries to impress the girls.

1.look at tim flexing his muscles, he is such a chodemaster.
2.Wizards9896 is the biggest chodemaster ive ever played.
3."Hey guys watch this--" "dude your such a chodemaster."

by teh l33t chodemaster December 22, 2008

chodelasticmemoryfoam

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.

The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.

by doglog March 10, 2003

Chodeband

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband

Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.

by Small Mike January 18, 2007

Chodemander

When a person with a chode opens up the end of their pee hole, so that the pee hole looks like a little mouth on a salamander.

Oh man, when I stick this Q-tip in my chode it looks like a chodemander.

by Poops Mc Gee August 6, 2008

Chodering

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.

1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?

by Puketaha September 26, 2007

Choderanus

A chode that is the worst among other chodes. the Highest leval of chode. This guy literally screams chode when he or even she walks into a room.

dude 1: hey where that random guy came from is he friends with u?

dude 2: well unfortunately yes he is with me but i try not to hang around him too much due to the fact that hes a total Choderanus!

by Gold Cobra2011 July 6, 2011

Chodeman

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both

You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman

by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017