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chode smoke

A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.
Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.
by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011
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chod smoker

Chris can be such a chod smoker
by bigsecy95☆ November 20, 2016
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Choke smoke hold

A girl takes a hit of any kind of smoke and the guy chokes her while she holds it in.
“ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold
by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021
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chodesmoke

1) One who actively engages in the preparation of, or smoking of a Chode.
2) A complete jackass
Devon your such a chodesmoke.

Kris was driving like a chodesmoke last night.
by KG 08 September 28, 2006
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chodesmoker

"Dude he's ghey!.....what a chodesmoker!"
by The Chris June 23, 2003
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Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.
I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.
by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019
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chodesmoker

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.
Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.
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