old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.

Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"

by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022

man code violation

When an ex-boyfriend/husband learns that new boyfriend has employed prostitutes in the past, then frantically texts and/or calls the ex to notify her of said past activities. Usually results in fisticuffs and trips to local hospital for ex boyfriend/husband.

Boyfriend:
"the ex told my new chick I was visiting the rub and tug" ,

Boyfriend's friend:

"dude, serious man code violation. I'll be your contact on the outside for bail"

by yaya too March 5, 2012

The man code

If a man has graduated high school he cannot ask a girl that is still in high school out. As one this is mostly going to cause something illegal to happen. Two its just kinda creepy. It is okay though for a man who is still in high school to date a girl that has graduated,

(exceptions- you had been dating the girl for over a month before you graduated, you graduated early and are less than a year apart from the girl,if the girl is dumb and has failed high school a few times and is at least 18 and a half

Wow your in college and your dating a sophomore, thats some major breakage of the man code!!!!!

by Shimni BONG June 29, 2008

rule 86 of the man code

if a cop sees a pretty woman he needs to ask if he can see her breasts

hello mam by rule 86 of the man code I must ask to see your breasts

by jon jon the man October 14, 2018

old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022

mana chode

One who is constantly out of mana in an online role playing game. Typically caused by being overzealous with his/her spells.

Aillron, nuke it! I can't I'm oom. You fucking mana chode.

by Carnival January 4, 2008

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024