chode

a penis that has a greater girth than length

like this 8IID
rather than this 8===D

DAMN!!! Lester's chode looks like a stack of 4 mini pancakes!

by T-Mart16 April 24, 2008

chode

(n.)1. Male body part located between the scrotum and the anus.

(n.)2. Extremely lame guy.

1. Lick my chode.

2. That guy is such a chode.

by Jasmine Mestisa August 24, 2005

chode

A particularly short penis which is wider than it is long. Usually very difficult to handle, both in the metaphorical and literal sense. Named after a form of sausage which is pathetically small.

A: "Didn't you say you slept with Bob on Wednesday?"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't get my lips around his pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

chode

A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that chode with his frosted hair and his collar popped.

by Prince Albert XXX September 29, 2006

chode

It is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.

normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D

"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis"
"jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"

by t3h1337h4xx0r September 19, 2008

chode

a penis that is wider than it is in length

by sheepello July 5, 2003

chode

past participle of the verb 'to chide'. Archaic.

Then bold Odysseus chode the Achaians.

by Kilkrazy September 21, 2004