Chapofied

When a hitherto normal person becomes obese, grows a beard that looks like a collection of pubes, and starts posting about Communism on Twitter.

My good friend Osama used to have a high-paying job, could bench 300 and would bang 10s every weekend. When I saw the pubes on his face and saw the Karl Marx memes on his computer, that's when I knew he had been chapofied.

by osamabamarama June 22, 2022

chocokies

It is a blend created by mixing the words chocolate and cookies.

I went to the supermarket and there were the regular cookies and chocokies chocokies

by Pipi43 February 24, 2015

Cholofiend

A bald man in his 40s who would rather drink a six pack of Dr. Peppers at 7 AM than find a suitable wife. Allergic to celery and water.

Man that guy is lookin like a cholofiend, no wonder she left him for Westlake.

by Young Kormos August 12, 2021

chocopies

a female that is in a relationship with MrYeetzers

HI CHOCOPIES

by spoots mcdouglas December 23, 2022

Coofied

AKA Yamaka (Jew cap)
A coofie is a hat worn by Judists all around the world to represent their religious beliefs.

Pronounced; Coofie / COO-FEE

Shateek: Dam, that faggot ass nigga just got coofied.

Starquashia: Word he tight.

by YounG HiesmaN April 5, 2009

choclified

as having been inundated with chocolate.

He added so much chocolate syrup to his glass of milk it was choclified.

by Mamsuel July 15, 2010

Choofie

A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.

Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.

by malf November 11, 2010