choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

by Dan M. May 1, 2003

Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

Choade-A-La-Mode

fat cock and ice-cream

she wanted food in the bed? i gave her ass choade-a-la-mode

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

Chodeo

A chodeo is much like a sausage fest, with that of gatherings of many chodes in a defined area.

Hey did you here about the seven man sleepover?" "Yeah Bro, total Chodeo.

by Lashawnda doesn'thavea Johnson February 28, 2011

choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

by Rob Miller April 13, 2004

choadloader

noun...1. person who constantly spouts queer stuff. 2. an asshole, a boss who has never done your job but claims to know how to do it better. 3. a rival sports fan.

1. Joe, don't be such a choadloader, of course this is dangerous and stupid.
2. Rich, that choadloader, told me that doing it all at once is slower than doing it one at a time.
3. Hey! We don't throw back home runs balls at "The Cell"! Go back to Clark and Addison, Choadloader!!

by mudball10 August 17, 2006

choadmonkey

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

by Zoob April 23, 2004