Chiz-a-tunity

When an opportunity arises to do copious amounts of cocaine, usually at a time that is highly inconvenient and/or inappropriate.

"It's a Wednesday morning Chiz-a-tunity!"

by Chiz-a-tunity August 19, 2016

Chiz

this word can be used in place of any "bad" word (ex; sh*t, f**k, a$$, douche, etc.) it can also just be thrown in randomly to any sentence, whether needed or not. It is the new universal bad word.

What the chiz are you doing?!
Eat Chiz..
Chiz off!
Well I was going to do it but I had all this other chiz going on!
You're just a chiz head!
What the chiz?!?!

by chiz head June 28, 2011

Chiz

Having no rizz.
The opposite of rizz.

Being unable to pull.

"Bro, Mordecai is all chiz!"

by The rizzly bear December 30, 2022

chiz

An outrage or swindle. Officially ‘a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno’ (from the Molesworth series of books about school life by Geoffrey Willans). As a result of this the phrase "as any fule kno" has entered use on its own, especially in the letters pages of the British satirical/investigative magazine "Private Eye".

"Two quid for a glass of tapwater? What a chiz!"

or, in the original style:

"O no monday double maths alg trig ect chiz chiz. Pythagoras is uterly wet and i suspekt he keeps dolies at home".

by Impervious Xenno April 20, 2009

chiz-zam.

it's another word for excitement.

if some was happy saying 'oh yeah!' they'd say "chiz-zam." instead.

by -dess August 18, 2009

Chiz

A nocturnal creature that loves the snow. It’s mating ritual is unique in the animal kingdom, putting the opposite sex in a headlock. After a night of scouring for prey and usually failing, the chiz has a unique trait, it will fall asleep anywhere and everywhere but it’s domicile.

Did you see that wild chiz outside the bar last night. It was outta control. Kept scaring the girls

by Chachie1993 July 14, 2022

chiz

Old British public school term for a swiz or swindle

The bully stole my lunch, what a chiz!

by Sabat December 3, 2003