dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

the chimp challenge

This is a contest to see who can do the stupidest thing ever!

RayRay glued himself to a car trunk to see how long the glue would hold him on the freeway! Thus the chimp challenge.

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Pimp Chimpin’

To hang out or chill with a group of people. Coined by YouTuber SwaggerSouls. Similar to the phrase “Cracking a Cold One with the Boys.”

Fitz: What are you doing Swagger?
SwaggerSouls: I’m Pimp Chimpin’ *aggressive Chimpanzee sounds.*

by IconicLuL October 23, 2020

Chimplify

To make an idea or task so simple that even a chimpanzee could comprehend or complete something. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“It’s widely known that Cheney had to chimplify W’s daily presidential briefings; in other words, a Texas monkey couldn’t misunderstand ‘em”.

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

chilpren

Young children that resemble chipmunks.

These chilpren are staring me down.
The Dung husband is calling the chilpren.
Those chilpren be throwing them rocks at the popo.

by @yomammaschilprenzzz July 15, 2020

retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"

When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.

by Alpino May 15, 2016