chinpokomon

When South Park did a parody of Pokemon, and the Chinpokomon wehe used to get the kids to bomb Pearl Harbor. The Japanese leaders get the government (including Clinton) to think the Japanese were harmless by saying that Japanese couldn't take over because the had small penises and the Americans had "mammoth penis. Just happy to be in room with big Amaerican Penis."

"Kyle, you don't have a Chinpokomon game controller! Jesus tap-dancing Christ!"

by Jeca May 7, 2003

Chinpoko

the japanese term for penis

Jimmy let me suck his chinpoko when i gave him a dollar.

by shiztiersdja May 3, 2005

Chintopus

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.

Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."

by J.Ham November 4, 2009

chinpokomon

the south park spin off on the pokemon craze... this was one of the best episodes evar!

im going to collect all the chinpokomon to be crowned royal chinpoko master, whoa!

by jimbob February 16, 2003

chinophobia

Fear of the rising power of the chinese

The whole world specially US and its geographic neighbours are suffering from chinophobia

by vineet85 June 24, 2009

Chinpoko

Japanese term for "SMALL penis"
The definition above is inaccurate.

School girl 1: Do it! Pull down his pants!
School girl 2: OK! -pulls down male classmates pants and undies-
School girl 1: OMFG
School girl 3: AWWWWWWW! Look at his Chinpoko! It's cute!

by Fellatio Mignon October 26, 2019

chinpo

Japanese slang for penis, chinko.

Mate, your chinpo is so fucking small

by chinpo June 11, 2022