champchong

a homosexual man who partakes in the act of telling bad jokes while eating a sloppy turd.

man what a champchong, he deserves to die.

by John from telecoms August 7, 2012

fushonglers chimichonglers

Fushonglers chimichonglers is another way of saying Fusho. Fushonglers Chimichonglers is considered a resuburbanisation of For Sure.
For Sure > (ebonics) > Fusho > (suburban white kids) > fushonglers chimichonglers.
Other options inculde fushonglers ping ponglers, fushonglers hit the bonglers, and fushonglers donkey konglers.

did you buy your shirt from the gap?
Fushonglers Chimichonglers

by Sasaki May 13, 2005

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013

champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

Chipoon

When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating

I need a chipoon to eat my soup!

by terenewow March 6, 2016

chimpoo

The act of farting and sneezing at the same time. Those who do this are highly skilled.

At the dinner table, we heard a sound similar to a motor boat; we then realized that Kelly had done a chimpoo.

by alexissuperduper April 27, 2008

chimichongo

A dirty mexican dishwasher at a restaurant. ie: Red Lobster

"Hey chimichongo, see that big tray of dishes? Wash 'em, and get a banana you dirty mexican!

by Stan Newman October 5, 2006