Chilliwack

A town in Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada. It is filled with religious people and junkies you can tell them apart because the junkies will have scabs on there face and other typical crack head features. The religious people in Chilliwack look a little better but suffer from a very narrow gene pool. As a result are not able to grasp simple concepts like evolution, The world being older than 6000 years, And the difficulty Moses would have had collecting two of all the animals.

Typical conversation in Chilliwack.

person A: This global warming stuff is interesting what do you think about it?

person B: God already flooded the world once and it won't happen again if we go to church.

person A: Okay then, I'm going to buy drugs, that was painful.

person B: God hates you then! My pastor who is my dads brother married to my sister told me so.

by crackheadhater December 6, 2010

Chilliwack gerbil

A rare species of gerbil that used to flourish in the wild fields of chilliwack until some hoe decided to start using them as fuck toys and made the species endangered.

I just love when I go home to play with my chilliwack gerbil

by Bronze blazer August 24, 2019

chilliwack gerbil

Endangered gerbil species due to its predation by ISIS ailurophiles.

I wish I could find a good chilliwack gerbil,

by Thot.patrol August 24, 2019

Chilliwack

Chilliwack is a community in the Fraser Valley. A farming community that has the best corn. It's made up of hard working families that enjoy sports, hiking, camping and fishing. We love our Chilliwack Chiefs and support our kids in whatever sports they do. Our scenery is breath taking and our rivers have the best fishing around.

Proud to be a Chilliwack resident.

Chilliwack town in fraser valley

by Kaw29 May 21, 2017

chillywonker

1. A shiver from cold, thrill or excitement

2. A self-sufficiency enthusiast

His speech gave me a chillywonker... I didn't know you were a fellow chillywonker!

by atticus101 May 18, 2009

chillymac

laid back pimp:.

hey man ,what it is?
just chilling and dunken my cookies in my milk.

by uncle jimmi January 19, 2004

CHILLIWACK.

A COLD-BLOOD ED MURDERER who is I.

It is not true about the STICKS and STONES saying as my recommendation no emotion I remember at the time , to CLIFF in FEBRUARY 1976 who wanted me to run away with him when he came up to me in STUDY HALL on the ground floor as I refused and later when he was visiting my DORM ROOM I did a CHILLIWACK. , and he jumped offf SELLERY HALL DORMITORY because I told him to get the album , HOW DARE YOU? by 10cc and I know where he JUMPED and that was when he went back listened to the HAUNT between HOW DARE YOU the first cut and LAZY DAY closely the second cut and only HALF way thru to the third cut which is the TW0 AND A HALF which is " I WANNA RULE THE WORLD".

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 6, 2021