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thesauric collision

N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.
While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice."
by TerraForce October 22, 2006
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Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
by Ekker October 10, 2021
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Chillion

Number given by Fry in Futurama, after he was dealing for an anchovy can against Mom.
Fry: A Chillion Dollars... OOOOHHHHH!... Sr, that number does not exist.
by juanibagattin April 27, 2012
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childinion

when a child sucks the breast of a woman and her tits sag
ex-president george bush has childinion
by jonny fairplay April 9, 2010
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chillivinitup

To chill and live life to it's fullest.
Stan: so hows life been treatin' ya bob?
Bob:I've been straight chillivinitup!
by StankyFoot February 11, 2010
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Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.
Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.
by xxxbananas March 7, 2014
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callision

An instance of conflict between two telecommunication nodes (e.g. telephones, VoIP apps), due to simultaneous attempts at establishing a call to one another.

Note: Callisons are most common following dropped calls, as both parties immediately attempt to reestablish the call.
If the call drops again, let's avoid another callision; please wait for my call.
by Alex BATKO March 14, 2010
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