Fatherless Children

Dream Stans- I mean children who's father left at a young age.

Rob, I found fatherless children on tiktok. Help me!

by Yaf1 August 6, 2021

chillen on the moon

high as the moon and relaxed

hey dogg! whats sup? im chillen on the moon. ahaha thats whats sup. wish i was there.

by hat-man tom November 30, 2009

chilpren

Young children that resemble chipmunks.

These chilpren are staring me down.
The Dung husband is calling the chilpren.
Those chilpren be throwing them rocks at the popo.

by @yomammaschilprenzzz July 15, 2020

bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz

Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.

by Dwayne May 4, 2004

artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

Knuckle Children

Ejaculation from the act of masturbating.

What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?

by Sgt. Scrotes September 25, 2005

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.

I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021