childo

Combination of the words wordchode/word and worddildo/word. A dildo that has more girth in it's diameter than in it's length.

Disgusted, she placed the childo back on the rack, prefering a longer and narrower dildo.

by samurai June 26, 2003

Childo

A childo is a dildo that is made to replicate a choad.

"The childo made Shaquesa have a super-orgasm"

by Regob22 June 23, 2007

Childo

A legendary language thought up by a very brilliant, beautiful, sophisticated, talented, articulate, hansom, superior, generous person. (mr. JP)

The language consists of normal english grammar using the "CH" sound to replace the first main syllable and any important breaks on words.

Absolutely unique: the word "Childo" literally translates into "dildo"

Che Changuage chof childo

Chou chare cha chucking chetard! Chi chant chelive chat chou chould chwear chomeching cho chamn chugly chou chy charty chand chen chocede choo chit chon chy choychiend! Cho, cho chits chon chitch

by aqua dolce October 19, 2008

Childo

A dildo that is chilled to approximately -7 degrees celcius

Babe, go get my Childo out of the freezer.

by Sir_Sim June 5, 2016

childo mildo

telling someone to calm down. Or to be extremely chilled

ex1. Childo mildo

by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

summer child

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.

"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."

by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015