Childo

A dildo that is a replica of a chode.

Josh : oh god, beth take out that childo
and use my one. it's much more ROUGH.

Beth : but its not blick! i like blick childos.

Josh : Paint my chode blick then. It'll be fun. Especially how Uncle Sam isn't home. (:

by WeedyLOL January 18, 2009

Childos

A chili dildo. Refers to a dildo dipped in chili.

"Dude, what are you eating your chili with?"
"Ran out of spoons, so I'm using a childo."
ERRYBODY- "Pass the childos!"

by J-Rutty July 28, 2011

Childo

A childo is a dildo that is made to replicate a choad.

"The childo made Shaquesa have a super-orgasm"

by Regob22 June 02, 2007

childo mildo

telling someone to calm down. Or to be extremely chilled

ex1. Childo mildo

by hasselhoffman February 20, 2009

Childo

A legendary language thought up by a very brilliant, beautiful, sophisticated, talented, articulate, hansom, superior, generous person. (mr. JP)

The language consists of normal english grammar using the "CH" sound to replace the first main syllable and any important breaks on words.

Absolutely unique: the word "Childo" literally translates into "dildo"

Che Changuage chof childo

Chou chare cha chucking chetard! Chi chant chelive chat chou chould chwear chomeching cho chamn chugly chou chy charty chand chen chocede choo chit chon chy choychiend! Cho, cho chits chon chitch

by aqua dolce August 25, 2008

Childo

A dildo that is chilled to approximately -7 degrees celcius

Babe, go get my Childo out of the freezer.

by Sir_Sim April 19, 2016