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Fatherless Children

Dream Stans- I mean children who's father left at a young age.
Rob, I found fatherless children on tiktok. Help me!
by Yaf1 August 6, 2021
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bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
by Dwayne May 4, 2004
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artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006
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Knuckle Children

What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?
by Sgt. Scrotes September 25, 2005
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do childcare

If a woman is doing childcare, she's on maternity leave (especially after the childbirth) and taking care of her newborn babies.
A: What do you do for work ?

B: Well, i used to work as an office worker, but currently i just stay home and do childcare.
by Ross Lingual November 13, 2020
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Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.
I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.
by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021
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children of bodom

An awesome melodic-progressive metal band hailing from Finland. They named themselves after a 1960 murder that happened near Lake Bodom, in their hometown, where three teenagers were violently slain. The killer's name is NOT Bodom....the suspect's name is Nils Gustaffson.

Children of Bodom has kickass double-bass drums, two extremely talented guitarists, awesome basslines, and some of the happiest keyboards in all of progressive/death metal.
Something Wild
Hatebreeder
Follow the Reaper
Hate Crew Deathroll

get them all!!
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004
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