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cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.
1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.
by Hanzeus September 24, 2003
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Chinkmaster

The high holy of students/players/pimps, who have or are attending a gifted and talented school.
"Haha, the chinkmaster is such a stud. Look at him smooth talk the ladys and spread rummors. It's too bad he can't hold a chew though"
by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007
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Chicksand

Chicksand - Used in the abc Network show " Happy Endings" when the character, Dave, played by, Zachary Knighton, has a fling with a new girl and it develops into an unwanted relationship. Brad played by, Damon Wayans Jr., coins the word "chicksand" to explain Dave's predicament.

The masculine form is "Dicksand".
That one night stand you had has lasted two weeks and you can't get rid of her. Man your in chicksand
by Paul3781 May 5, 2011
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chickgasm

when horny fucks see hot ass cock and they moan it out
Oh my god I just had a fuckin' chickgasm
by baddahbing August 24, 2011
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chickmance

a unique and indescribable relationship between two straight females
1) look at the chickmance...

2) youre totally in a chickmance...
by Elfrado March 2, 2008
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Cocksmash

1. The chant of the soldiers in the FIGHTER organization during briefings or before a battle.

2. The initiation process a recruit goes through on the first day in FIGHTER.

3. The name of the Nuke used in Operation Cocksmash where Rainbow Squad was ordered to clear enemy missile interceptors for said Nuke.

4. A word used in a phrase or joke for laughs.
1. Councilor: Are you ready, Troopers!?

Troopers: Cocksmash, cocksmash, cocksmash!

2. Veterans of the FIGHTER can sleep easily with the screams of the 'new guy' being initiated.

3. No example needed.

4. What did one FIGHTER say to the other?

COCKSMASH!
by FIGHTERDoc July 5, 2009
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Chicksand

When you're stuck in a relationship that you do not want to be in, and the girl slowly smothers you.
Dude, you're stuck in chicksand.
by penny_arcade May 11, 2011
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