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Chezzing

When you tell a shitty joke that doesnt have a punch line, but you make out that it does.
"and then john howard said, that beazley said, that latham said that my dad said." "stop chezzing"
by arabsandweller June 6, 2009
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Chezbian

Chezbian is a combination of the words, Chairmen and Lesbian and is phonetically said “Ch-es-z-bee-an".
Chairmen can be noted to be in control of their business and with this notion crossed with lesbians you get a lesbian who is a control freak and/or leader when it comes to social situations or dilemmas. Usually the physically and mentally repulsive lesbians assume this role as their need to be the centre of attention can be derived from an absence of attention due to their lesbian boyish unattractiveness.
Most of the time they‘re not consciously aware that they have been categorized as a Chezbian. Additional when this information is brought to their attention a dormant, sub-human, violent fluctuation of a pure emotional and physical rage surfaces to inflict the ultimate pain on whomever was stupid enough to make the Chezbian aware of their social status (see also PMS for similar anger management issues).
It should be noted that on rare occasions Chezbian’s have been documented eating small innocent children. No reason for this has been discovered as of yet but it has been theorized this act has something to do with enhancing their witchcraft lesbian powers.
Person 1: “Dude, everyone wanted to go to Subway but Kate was being a total chezbian and made us go to McDonalds.”

Person 2: “Man that sucks no wonder she is ugly and fat with all that fast food she eats.”
by GodJustGotPwnd2 May 19, 2010
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Cheebin'

A noun that is synonymous with all other nouns, frequently used to replace one or more nouns in a sentence.
It is generally used to be humorous, or silly.

For example, the sentence "Yeah, I've been chillin'" can be changed into "Yeah, I've been cheebin'" or "Yeah, y'all already know you'd never catch me leebin'!".
Yeah I been cheebin'
You been leebin'?
Hey, I don't cheeb like that!
by Cheeble November 21, 2020
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Chezzing

Trying to cover your ass when you've been caught doing something "uncivilised"
"I heard Matt got caught masterbating by his mother." "yeh he was totally chezzing"
by Potjunkie5 August 11, 2009
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Chebbing

To slap someone in the face with ones phallus, or a phallus shaped object.
I was in bed with Steve last night and he started Chebbing me, I have to say it was quite a shock!
by RRNE January 21, 2011
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chebbin

a verb used to describe any action.

the verb form of jawn
Mike - Go cheb your castle
Joe - Can you cheb it for me?
by motionlotion July 31, 2005
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Chebbing

To shout at someone / be shouted at.

Similar to 'ranting'
My teacher wouldn't stop chebbing at me because I didn't do the homework.
by Papapalqyo March 20, 2017
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