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Chesticals

How do I get my chesticals to stop hitting me in the face when i run???
by Pr_skumfuck January 22, 2008
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Chestical

"Hey, look it's walking chestical"
by Little Kuriboh June 14, 2008
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Chestical

(noun) location of the female body
Chesticals (plaural)

A slang word meaning breast.

Slightly compared to the male tactical in regards to:

sagging with age

both producing white substances

a lack of wishing to be injured in the location

and a feared place to get cancer
singular:
Mary was punched in the breast and screamed "AHHHH MY CHESTICAL!!!!"

plural:
Before my period my period my chesticals hurt.
by pandanuggets February 1, 2014
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Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals
A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'
by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009
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chestical crack

Oh my God, can she for once just cover that huge chestical crack of hers?
by meenakumari January 22, 2016
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Chestical

Female breatsts
Whoa! SHE HAS SOME BIG CHESTICALS!
by Siauna November 23, 2016
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Chesticals

The mass of fat on the boob region of a mans chest, particularly when it hangs down (saggy). Similar to manboobs
Boy 1: "Did you see Johnny's chesticals when he took his shirt off at the pool?"
Boy 2: "yeah man! They were huge!"
by Intrepidus Delicia September 28, 2015
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