chess

Foreplay, followed by sexual intercourse.

Would you like to play chess with me tonight?

by checkermate October 3, 2008

chess

When a black man cums inside of a woman's anus and a white man cums in her throat and she swallows, leading the black man's sperm and white man's sperm to meet at some point in the digestive tract thus replicating a game of chess.

me and mike played chess in that girl last night

by imoutdoggin October 20, 2020

chess

A substitute for 'yes' when you have just succeeded in something - a sneeky celebration. Generally drag out the 'ess' part.

- pocket a difficult ball in pool -

"fuckin chess!!"

by ratchael February 4, 2010

chess

a game

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Wefbeslabkjs;'/'''''':ok

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023

chess

game for fucking nerds

bro that guy plays chess? he gets absolutely no bitches

by urmumsleftnut November 23, 2021

chess

A pointless board game played by those with nothing better to do other than fool around with wooden figurines.

Let's play chess instead of doing something productive.

by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016

Chess

Probably the most unwinnable game since the computerwas able to play with you. Basically, if you win, you feel like a celebrity, and if you lose, well, you die a little inside.

Dude that just won chess: "YES. I FEEL LIKE A GOD!"
Dude that just loss chess: "......I'm gonna go kill myself."

by crotchetyteenager November 28, 2010