A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
by MrCoolBeans October 8, 2007
by qookyqueer October 16, 2021
by Opération Asian January 29, 2019
by Bryan Rarber January 12, 2023
Chill homie, its 100% real cheese.
Cheezit is an adjective meaning anything and everything. You can use it to replace any other adjective no matter what the meaning is, but you can't use it in any situation. There are rules for cheezit:
-You can't use cheezit as a noun or verb. This is a common mistake.
-Cheezit is most commonly used at the end of a statement.
ex: That's so cheezit.
-If cheezit is used before the noun it describes, there has to be an adverb before it.
ex: That's a pretty cheezit car.
-You can't say "not cheezit" unless you're saying "you're not cheezit enough for me"
ex:You're not cheezit.
-Cheezit can also be used such as the following:
Cheezit-ass Hoe
Cheezit is an adjective meaning anything and everything. You can use it to replace any other adjective no matter what the meaning is, but you can't use it in any situation. There are rules for cheezit:
-You can't use cheezit as a noun or verb. This is a common mistake.
-Cheezit is most commonly used at the end of a statement.
ex: That's so cheezit.
-If cheezit is used before the noun it describes, there has to be an adverb before it.
ex: That's a pretty cheezit car.
-You can't say "not cheezit" unless you're saying "you're not cheezit enough for me"
ex:You're not cheezit.
-Cheezit can also be used such as the following:
Cheezit-ass Hoe
by Cheezy Hommit November 2, 2013