cheese dick

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

by fredz July 26, 2006

cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006

Cheese Dick

Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.

Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"

by TMONEY DSMITH October 1, 2009

Cheese Dick

Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.

What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"

by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016

cheese dick

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

by blzdp June 23, 2003

Cheese Dick

A person, typically a young man around the ages of 15 to 21 who's parents are wealthy and buy them anything and everything, cheese dicks never work for what they get.

"Hey my parents just bought me a new silverado, it's red and lifted with big ol' tires!!" "...cheese dick"

by meldust522 March 20, 2010

Cheese Dick

The person who '"got trashed last night", "hooked up with this hot girl", "drank a whole bottle of jack"...but everyone knows they're making it up to seem cool.

Note: cheese dicks travel in packs

CheeseDick: "Guys check this out its fuckin awesome!"

Guys: "Thats the stupidest thing i've ever seen, you fuckin' cheesedick."

by CORD May 13, 2005