catnip beard

A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.

Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!

by figurista June 7, 2014

Catnipped

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018

catnip faygo

epic cool person/parent of two beautiful furbys

ghandi or someone: hey god what’s your fav creation

god: gotta be catnip faygo famed owner of cavendish and faygo

by chthonicGraverobber February 22, 2022

catnip

crack for cats

-"dude, what's up with your cat?"
-"Oh, he's just high off that catnip I got him"

by harvey45 January 2, 2009

Full of catnip

Getting all the pussy

Mark: hey melvin your full of cat nip

Melvin:whys that

Mark: because you get all the pussy

Full of catnip

by Niqqa November 5, 2014

catnip

A young male who is irresistible to older women, specifically cougars.

Catnip makes cougars go crazy until they lose all of their inhibitions and have to have the catnip at all costs.

Damn that smoking hot cougar bitch couldn't keep her hands off me. She must think I'm some high-grade catnip.

by Catnip69 July 28, 2010

catnip

What to say when people ask what that bag full of weed is.

Hey what's the stuff in that bag?
Oh just some catnip for the cats...

by Nimh Trees October 29, 2005