Charting

When you shart so hard it runs down your leg and into your shoe.

by Batman 5911 November 13, 2011

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charts

(adjective) exceptionally good; transcends a traditional ranking system; short for "off the charts"

that stripper's face was a bit janky, but her boobs were off the charts!

by italkart April 26, 2006

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Uber-good Canadian music magazine filled with all kinds of new-rock goodies.

I only buy Chart magazine so I can read the interview with Nardwuar the Human Serviette.

by 4dimensional January 02, 2005

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When you chortle and end up sharting.

chortle + shart = chart

"Oh fuck guys I just charted"
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"SHANNON JUST CHARTED!"

by vid_88 December 12, 2006

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When something on Facebook gets over 50 likes.

I'm changing my status to "in a relationship." This will chart for sure!

Genevieve is so hot. As a hot girl online, everything she posts charts!

by Pumpernickle Jones January 13, 2014

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The act of releasing gases so ungodly and so putrid that everything which makes contact becomes a charred mess.

Man 1: You remember Hiroshima right?
Man 2: ...no way... NO WAY, DUDE!
Man 1: Yep. I charted.

by Justone Tortuga August 16, 2008

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When you cough and fart at the same time

by daddylion July 05, 2020

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