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Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
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Social Chaperone

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
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Chaperone

A person in a group designated to be sober so that order can be sustained. This is especially common in large groups or with use of substances that affect decision-making skills.
Tom: Yo brad hit this!
Brad: I’m a chaperone fuck off!
by HeeshGreesh October 19, 2020
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Chapusero(a)

A person who doesn't perform a job as well as they could or should. In English, it is generally described as a half-ass job.
"Mira, ese Jose no pinto las paredes bien. Hiso un trabajo chapusero."
"Look, Jose didn't paint the walls well, he did a half-ass job."
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
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chaucer

English author of "The Canterbury Tales"
The excerpt below is taken from the Summoner's Tale
"Lo, hear my oath! In me shall truth not lack."
"Now then, come put your hand right down my back,"
Replied this man, "and grope you well behind;
For underneath my buttocks shall you find
A thing that I have hid in privity."
"Ah," thought the friar, "this shall go with me!"
And down he thrust his hand right to the cleft,
In hope that he should find there some good gift.
And when the sick man felt the friar here
Groping about his hole and all his rear,
Into his hand he let the friar a fart.
There is no stallion drawing loaded cart
That might have let a fart of such a sound.
The friar leaped up as with wild lion's bound:
"Ah, treacherous churl," he cried, "by God's own bones,
I'll see that he who scorns me thus atones;
by Name Withheld May 13, 2005
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chaucer

Often the one name used in referring to Geoffrey Chaucer. He wrote many famous poems and stories, and was well known to be one of the first men to write officially in the common language, as we now know as Middle English. This was basically unheard of in his day, since any professional and elite writers would only use Greek or even Latin. He refused to use these languages, although he knew them well enough, and opted to write in a language much closer to our modern English than that of Old English.
Famous for: The Canterbury Tales, Troilus and Criseyde, The House of Fame, and A Treatise on the Astrolabe.
Read The Miller's Tale (in the Canterbury Tales).. it's hilarious.
From The Miller's Tale (section from Chaucer's 'The Canterbury Tales': Clerk "Spek, sweete byrd, I noot nat where thou art."
This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent"
by Shalyn October 23, 2007
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Geoffrey Chaucer

An inside term for a pinch/dip of chewing tobacco.
Hey Joe can I bum a Geoffrey Chaucer off of you bro?
by No Work Dave November 1, 2010
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