drou-zee shap-uh-rohn
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The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
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The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.
2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
by fancygriddles June 18, 2011
Get the drowsy chaperonemug. intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
Get the Sitting Chaperonemug. This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
Get the Social Chaperonemug. by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 7, 2021
Get the Benjamin chaperonemug. by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017
Get the the chaperonemug. by Edp13 May 2, 2021
Get the Chaperonemug. A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013
Get the Lesbian Chaperonmug.