crapaganda

(noun)1.Information, generally useless and biased, gained through listening to, reading, or otherwise utilizing one of the five communications companies in America2.Crapaganda is a mixture of the media moguls news and programmingagenda with advertising a.k.a. advertorial content e.g. Rupert Murdoch driving the war in Iraq on one hand and selling advertisements for gas guzzling SUV's on the other at the break)with lopsided reportage for example3. Anything that is seen heard read from Time Warner, Disney, Murdoch's News Corporation, Bertelsmann of Germany, and Viacom formerly CBS) -- who now control the media industry in the U.S. Crapaganda has little value to the ordinary citizens and consumers in the nation.

" Hey did you see that guy on Fox News try to sabotage former President Clinton by blaming him for the war in Iraq, and for not catching Bin Laden? What a bunch of crapaganda!"

by taoteqingren December 7, 2006

Crapaging

Any packaged goods of a very poor quality, use of inappropriate materials or lack of security in any shape or form!

Have you seen the crapaging on this bl**dy parcel?

Can you scrape around for some crapaging for this one mate?

by Puxinelli June 19, 2009

champagine cork

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.

i got a major champagine cork last night.

by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

Chamagination

To have a very vivid imagination of Chamron.

-Yo, I heard you think of Chamron a lot?
-I have a very vivid chamagination.

by Chamy Whamy January 3, 2021

chaplain

Traditionally a cleric (can be used as a word for a: minister, priest, pastor, rabbi, purohit, or imam) or a lay representative of a religious tradition, attached to a secular institution (such as a hospital, prison, military unit, intelligence agency, embassy, school etc. The chaplain's role is supportive, serving as a counsellor and guide to the psycho-spiritual needs of the staff and patients. Originally a priest or minister who had charge of a chapel, now an ordained member of the clergy who is assigned to a special ministry

The army unit had a chaplain to say a few prayers at the funeral of the dead soldiers.

Look Steve, here comes the chaplain...

by Disorganised January 5, 2022

crapaganda

A blend of crap and propaganda. The term is used to define the rumors, misinformation, and lies which are spread for the purpose of helping or injuring a person or institution... but are such blatant and utter pieces of crap, that the word 'propaganda' alone falls short of being an accurate classification.

'Fahrenheit 9/11' and 'Bowling for Columbine' are two deplorable pieces of crapaganda produced by the bloated socialist fucktard, Michael Moore.

by BDA August 10, 2004

Champagning

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.

Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches

by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011