The Chemster was a cool guy that used to rule the chat rooms in the early computer days, before AIM or other chat programs existed. Now he frequents newsgroups, especially those that specialize in BMW's.
The Chemster has left the building.
by Robert Kelly December 27, 2003
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I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.
Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.
Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.
Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
by G-vagas November 3, 2010
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Chastery is not a common name. Girls with the name Chastery are hard to come by but when you do don't mess up. When they love they LOVE.
by BeautifulIndividual June 13, 2011
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'The name is Chapster, The Chapster'
by SuperKongOrlando24 April 13, 2012
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"I love Chaster but sometimes he can be hard to deal with, he is always bringing dead animals into the house."
by Jhin, The Virtuoso March 21, 2018
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