Chatfail

When Facebook chat or another chat service stops working suddenly, in the middle of a conversation

FB CHAT
You: so can you go this weekend? 9pm

Me: yea, I'd love to 9:01pm
An error occured

(next day at work)

You: wtf, you never responded!

Me: sorry, Chatfail

by Wowreallynow April 20, 2010

Chainwallet

A room mate with a particular sadistic sense of things. Normally not found in the wild, a Chainwallet normally majors in history because of their extreme hatred for math or anything imaginary. Has immense amounts of sex appeal, but because a Chainwallet will never leave its room, they are normally freaks of genetic mutations, and never pass on their genes to offspring.

"My friend is a Chainwallet"

by mindorgasm April 15, 2009

chainal sex

where several men have sex at the same time, and do it in a chain

chainal sex sounds like anal sex, wait, it is, its just loads of it

by X~jimmy~X July 1, 2007

Chainmail

A form of armour that involves interwoven rings (ringmail is slightly different) of metal, normally worn as a suit for protection in combat. It was lighter than plate armour and offered better protection than leather and was, therefore, a popular choice for light troops (or early armies, who didn't have the option of plate). It was slowly (but not entirely) phased out on line troops as plate armour became less expensive and lighter (though it was often used to cover the joints of the armour and was sometimes worn under the armour for added protection).

At the battle of Crecy, the non-noble troops on both sides wore mostly chainmail. However, this made the French soldiers fatally vunerable to English longbow fire.

by Syber_Sid May 2, 2008

chain fail

As Defined By Paul L. and Ryan S. (Definitely not Coop)
Based On Actual Events

The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders

Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"

Group: "wow you're an ass"

by failsquad April 12, 2008

chainmail

Things that break way more easily than expected.

Fucking chainmail nikes ripped after three days!

by vitaminC January 26, 2006

Chainfish

Dating multiple girls at the same time.

I chainfished a couple of girls today, almost got caught too!

by QTheResurection October 30, 2015